Coffee Sayings

Take time to smell the coffee.

With enough coffee, anything is possible.

Instant human: Add coffee.

If it weren’t for coffee, I wouldn’t have any personality at all!

Don’t criticize my coffee. You may become old and weak one day!

My blood type is (Folgers, Hills Bros, Maxwell House, etc.)

I love you a latte’!

You are the cream in my coffee.

Is it coffee yet?

I won’t be seen ‘till I’ve had caffeine.

Hangover breakfast: Tomato juice, black coffee, 2 raw eggs, 2 aspirin and our sympathy.

We’ve shared a coffee and a chat as friends often do. So when you brew this single cup imagine I’m there with you. Can substitute with tea bags.
 

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