Funny Sayings

You’re somewhere between the Young and the Restless and the Old and the Senseless.

Finally things will start clicking…your elbow, knees and back!

You’re just 18 with (?) year’s experience.

Metallic Years: Silver in your hair. Gold in your teeth. Lead in your bottom.

You’re not old. You’re classic.

Getting old is chic’, the rustic look is in…

Age isn’t important unless you’re wine or cheese.

Middle Age is the rage…

Be nice to your kids, they pick your nursing home!

Caution, senior moment in progress!

Old dude, made of achy breaky parts.

Caution, middle age meltdown!

Over what hill? What hill? I don't see any hill!

50 year old; one owner; needs parts; make offer.

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.

I used to jog 5 miles a day; then I found a short cut

Age is like underwear, it creeps up on you!
 

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