Halloween Sayings

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Halloween is a real treat.

Have a fang-tastic night!

Off we go a haunting…

Why was the skeleton afraid to cross the road?
It had no guts…

How do witches keep their hair in place when flying?
They use ‘scare-spray’.

How do monsters tell their fortune?
They read the ‘horrorscopes’.

What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a vampire?
A fur coat that ‘fangs’ around your neck.

Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?
No. They eat the fingers separately.

What did the skeleton say to the bartender?
I’ll have two beers and a mop.

What did the mummy say to the detective?
Let’s wrap this up!

Where does a witch park after flying?
In the broom closet.

Why can’t skeletons play music in church?
Because they have no organs.

How do you tell twin witches apart?
You can’t tell which witch is which…

Why is a haunted handkerchief so scary?
Because it has ‘boo-gers’…

What did the two vampires order at the bar?
Two bloods and a blood light.

What do you give a vampire with a bad cold?
‘Coffin-drops’

Why isn’t Dracula invited to parties?
Because he’s a ‘pain in the neck’.

Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
They couldn’t find their ‘bats’.

What do you have when zombies surround your house?
Halloween!

What is a skeleton stone age family?
Flint-bones…

What is a vampire’s favorite ice cream flavor?
Vein-illa.

What did the mother ghost say to her son?
Don’t spook unless you are spook-en to…

What do ghosts use to shampoo their hair?
Sham-boo.

What kind of pants do ghosts wear?
Boo-jeans.

Why wasn’t the vampire working?
He was on a coffin break.

What do skeletons say before eating?
Bone-Appetit’.

What does a child monster call his parents?
Mummy and Deady.

Where do ghosts shop for clothes?
At the Boo-tique.

What rides do ghosts like best at the amusement park?
The roller ghoster.

What fairy tale do ghosts like best?
Sleeping Boo-ty.

Why do vampires need mouthwash?
They have bat breath.

What’s a vampire’s favorite fast food?
Someone with very high blood pressure.

What kind of car does a ghost drive?
A Boo-ick.

What kind of streets to zombies like best?
Dead Ends.

What does daddy ghost say to his family in the car?
Fasten your sheet belts.

What do ghosts eat for breakfast?
Ghost Toasties and evaporated milk.

What doesn’t a vampire order at a restaurant?
A stake sandwich.

What is a vampire’s favorite holiday?
Fangs-giving.

What is a baby ghost’s favorite game?
Peek-a-Boo.

What is a monster psychiatrist called?
Shrinkenstein.
 

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