Sports Sayings

When I die, bury me on the golf course, so my husband will visit!

If frustration and humiliation is your aim…then ‘Golf’ is your game!

Housework is for women who don’t know how to golf.

Fairways Forever! Housework Whenever!

Born to golf, forced to work…

I’m hitting the woods just great, but having a ‘rough’ time getting out of them!

Golf is my bag!

May the ball lie in green pastures and not in still waters!

If I hit it right, it’s a slice. If I hit it left, it’s a hook. If I hit it straight, it’s a miracle!

An easy way to knock 10 strokes off your score…it’s called an eraser!

Golf is a game in which you yell fore, shoot six, and write down five.

I usually shoot in the eighties, but if it gets any hotter I don’t go out.

Golf is a good walk…spoiled!

Golf is a game of 6 inches, the distance between your ears.

The will to win is not nearly as important as the will to prepare to win.

Golfers have an advantage over fishermen. When they lie, they don’t have to show anything to prove it!

A reel fisherman can tackle anything that bobs along.

Fishing is a tough job, but I can ‘tackle’ it!

Thy rod and thy reel comfort me.

Take up a ‘reel’ sport. Fishing…

Retirement: Fishing yesterday. Fishing today. Fishing tomorrow.

Congratulations! Way to go!

I Golf, therefore I’m not here!
 

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