Words Women Use

Fine
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

Five Minutes
If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

Nothing
This is the calm before the storm. This means "something" and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with "nothing" usually end in "fine".

Go Ahead
This is a dare, not permission, DON'T DO IT!

Loud Sigh
Although not actually a word, the loud sigh is often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing".

That's Okay
This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

Thanks
This is the least used of all words in the female vocabulary. If a woman is thanking you, do not question it, just say you're welcome and back out of the room slowly.

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Just wanted everyone to know there is a new Arts and Crafts group:

http://www.wrapcandy.com/friends/groups/?id=1

 Check it out.  You can join for free.  You can even create your own group which I highly recommend you do!!!

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Today is Our anniversary.  A grand 4 Years!  We've been together for nearly 8 and I always tell her that I feel my life started when we got together...

The best anniversary song!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KJMtEv1gvx0

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Saw Sweet Cakes Blog and reposted it:

Who started this Christmas thing?

This morning I heard a story on the radio of a woman Who was out Christmas shopping with her two children. After many hours of looking at row after row of toys And everything else imaginable, And after hours of hearing both her children asking for everything They saw on those many shelves, She finally made it to the elevator with her two kids. She was feeling what so many of us feel during the holiday season time of the year overwhelming pressure to go to every party, every open house, Taste all the holiday food and treats, Get that perfect gift for every single person on our shopping list, Make sure we don't forget anyone on our card list, And the pressure of making sure we respond to everyone who sent us a card. Finally, the elevator doors opened, and there was already a crowd in the car. She pushed her way into the car and dragged her two kids And all the bags of stuff in with her. When the doors closed, she couldn't take it anymore and stated, "Whoever started this whole Christmas thing should be found, Strung up and shot."

From the back of the car, Everyone heard a quiet, calm voice respond, "Don't worry. We already crucified Him."

For the rest of the trip down the elevator,
It was so quiet you could have heard a pin drop.

Don't forget this year,
To keep the One who started this whole Christmas thing In your every thought, deed, purchase, and word. If we all did it, just think of how different this whole world would be.

Jesus Christ, is the Reason for the Season

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I am just so excited about the Wrapcandy Friends Area.  I've received so much great feedback!

Thank you everyone for being you! 
You make wrapcandy fun to visit every day.

You make this place great.

I couldn't have hand picked a better group of people.

I feel truly blessed.

Happy Holidays!

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There are so many great sites that were created for areas like Wrapcandy Friends.

 If you want to do a picture gallery try:

http://www.rockyou.com/

For neat sayings and images for your comments box, or your personal page, try:

http://www.blinkyou.com/

For Video Codes to add to your profile, try:

http://www.pcplanets.com/

There are many other great sites around, but those are three that I use.

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