FUN THREAD - Halloween

roberta

Elite Lifetime
Thank you for sharing. :)

Also thank you for making the Halloween Fun Thread, I will see what I can find to add as soon as I can.
 

roberta

Elite Lifetime
Here's a Round Top Box for you. Be sure to click on it before you save, so it saves correctly. Measured in wrapcandy at width = 9.700 and height = 6.500

2 Ghosts - I made using a PSP script from Scrap-Wishes (heavenDreams)
Background & Bag - MaryAnn (Brannie)
Wordart - Annie Lang


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chris_wyatt

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Halloween Riddles,

What do ghosts chew......(back of bar) Boo-ble gum
What do witches put in there hair......Scare spray
What do baby ghosts wear on their feet......Boo-ties
What is a ghosts favorite food......Spook-ghetti and Eek-balls
Where are you most likely to find bats in your house....the bat-room
What kind of mail do ghosts get......ghost-cards
What's spookier than a ghost......two ghosts
What ride do ghosts like at the amusement park....the roller-ghoster
What do ghosts like to eat for dessert ......Ice scream
What game do little ghosts play.....peek-a-BOO!

What do goblins and ghosts drink when they're hot and thirsty on Halloween? ...Ghoul-aid!!!
What is a Mummie's favorite type of music? ...Wrap!!!!!
Why do demons and ghouls hang out together? ...Because demons are a ghouls best friend!
What's a monster's favorite bean? ...A human bean.
What do you call a witch who lives at the beach? …A sand-witch.
Where does a ghost go on Saturday night? …Anywhere where he can boo-gie.
Why did the game warden arrest the ghost? …He didn't have a haunting license.
Why didn't the skeleton dance at the party? …He had no body to dance with.
Where does Count Dracula usually eat his lunch? …At the casketeria.
What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog? …He is mist.
Where did the goblin throw the football? …Over the ghoul line.
What tops off a ghost's ice cream sundae? …Whipped scream.
What is a vampires favorite holiday? …Fangsgiving
 

chris_wyatt

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What kind of makeup do ghosts wear? …Mas-scare-a.
Who was the most famous ghost detective? …Sherlock Moans.
Who was the most famous witch detective? …Warlock Holmes
Who was the most famous skeleton detective? …Sherlock Bones.
Who was the most famous French skeleton? …Napoleon bone-apart
Which building does Dracula visit in New York? …The Vampire State Building.
Where do most werewolves live? …In Howllywood, California
Where do most goblins live? …In North and South Scarolina.
What do you call a little monsters parents? …Mummy and deady
What instrument do skeletons play? …Trom-BONE.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? …He had no guts.
What's it like to be kissed by a vampire? …It's a pain in the neck.
How can you tell when a vampire has been in a bakery? …All the jelly has been sucked out of the jelly doughnuts.
What song does Dracula hate? …"You Are My Sunshine”
How does a girl vampire flirt? …She bats her eyes.
Why are vampires like false teeth? …They all come out at night.
Who does Dracula get letters from? …His fang club.
Why did Dracula take cold medicine? …To stop his coffin.
What can't you give the headless horseman? …A headache.
What kind of tie does a ghost wear to a formal party? …A boo-tie.
What's a ghosts favorite desert? …Boo-berry pie with whipped scream.
Why do girl ghosts go on diets? …So they can keep their ghoulish figures.
When does a ghost have breakfast? …In the moaning.
What do ghosts drink at breakfast? …Coffee with scream and sugar.
Where does a ghost go on vacation? …Mali-boo.
What do you call a witch's garage? ...A broom closet.
What do you call two witches living together? …Broommates.
Why don't mummies take vacations? …They're afraid they'll relax and unwind.
Why don't witches like to ride their brooms when they're angry? ...They're afraid of flying off the handle!
Where do baby ghosts go during the day? …Dayscare centers
Who did Frankenstein take to the prom? …His ghoul friend.
What monster flies his kite in a rain storm? …Benjamin Frankenstein
What do ghosts serve for dessert? …Ice Scream
What's a monster's favorite play? …Romeo and Ghouliet
What does a ghost eat for lunch? …A BOO-loney sandwich.
How do vampires get around on Halloween night? …By blood vessels.
What is a ghost's favorite TV Crime Show? …America's Most Haunted.
Why did the Vampire get fired from the Blood Bank? …He was caught drinking on the job.
Why do ghosts have so much trouble dating? …Women can see right through them.
Why did the ghost go into the bar? …For the Boos.
How much does a Pirate pay to get his ears pierced? …A buck an ear.
What do the birds sing on Halloween? …Twick or Tweet
 

chris_wyatt

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What does a vampire fear most? …Tooth decay
Where did the vampire open his savings account? …At a blood bank
Where do mummies go for a swim? …To the dead sea
Where does Dracula water ski? …On Lake Eerie
Why was the monster athlete so happy? …He won a ghoul medal at the Olympics.
On what kind of street does the Mummy live? …A DEAD END

Why did the vampire go to the orthodontist?
To improve his bite...

What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?
Frostbite...

Why do witches use brooms to fly on?
Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy...

How do witches keep their hair in place while flying?
With scare spray...

What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a vampire?
A fur coat that fangs around your neck...

Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?
No, they eat the fingers separately...

Why don't skeletons ever go out on the town?
Because they don't have any body to go out with...

What do ghosts add to their morning cereal?
Booberries...

What is a vampire's favorite sport?
Casketball...

What is a vampire's favorite holiday?
Fangsgiving...

What would a monster's psychiatrist be called?
Shrinkenstein...

What did one ghost say to the other ghost?
"Do you believe in people?"

What do you call someone who puts poison in a person's corn flakes?
A cereal killer...

Why do mummies have trouble keeping friends?
They're so wrapped up in themselves...

What kind of streets do zombies like the best?
Dead ends...

What does the papa ghost say to his family when driving?
Fasten your sheet belts...

What is a vampire's favorite mode of transportation?
A blood vessel...

What is a ghost's favorite mode of transportation?
A scareplane...

What type of dog do vampire's like the best?
Bloodhounds...

What is a ghoul's favorite flavor?
Lemon-slime...

What does a vampire never order at a restaurant?
A stake sandwich...

What is a skeleton's favorite musical instrument?
A trombone...

What do birds give out on Halloween night?
Tweets...

Why do vampires need mouthwash?
They have bat breath...

What's a vampire's favorite fast food?
A guy with very high blood pressure...

Why did the Vampire subscribe to the Wall Street Journal?
He heard it had great circulation...
 
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